Hayden Cam Corny Jokes

by admin | May 24, 2009 | In Updates No Comments

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Juan: Bakit di alam ng mga babae na vinivideo pala sila?
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Pagkatapos manggaling sa NBI si Katrina Halili, nagka swine flu virus
Nagpahayag dahil sa binaboy daw siya

Due to the scandal, Dr. Hayden Kho is thinking to acquire the services of Ignacio Bunye as the spokesperson.

Johnson Johnson Philippines, will acquire the brand Whisper. According to source, JJ also will merge their existing napkin product which is Carefree and the two products will carry the brand name Careless Whisper and Ms. Katrina Halili will be the endorser.

strongDOJ magsampa ng mga kaso laban kay Dr. Hayden Kho/strong

Case: Inciting to Seduction
Grounds: sa paglabas ng mga videos

Case: Public Scandal
Grounds: Singing Careless Whisper habang naka brief

Case: Possession of Small Weapon

Case: Anti Trust Law
Grounds: not using a condom

Case: Extreme Physical Examination
Complainant: Katrina Halili

strongPossible jobs of Dr. Hayden Kho after the scandal./strong

1. If PMA (Philippine Medical Association) will cancel Dr. Hayden Kho's membership, PVMA (Philippine Veterinary Medical Association) are open arms to accept him as a honorary member due to Ms. Katrina Halili's statement binaboy niya ako

2. An endorser of a condom ad.

3. An endorser of Pfiser's sildenafil also known as Viagra.

4. Dance instructor.

5. Director of porn movies.

6. Endorser of Online backup system and data recovery.

Careless Whisper

by admin | May 23, 2009 | In Updates No Comments

Singer: George Michael
Album: Ladies and Gentlemen
Performed by : Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find

Should've known better

I feel so unsure
as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
as the music dies, something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad good-byes

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you

Time can never mend
the careless whispers of a good friend
to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste this chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you

Never without your love

Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But noone's gonna dance with me
Please stay

And I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you

(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong
that you had to leave me alone

Actual Performance

Practice Session

Recently, I have a conversation with a Vice President for operations of a foreign based web development firm which has offices in many countries. One thing holding them to hire offshore Filipino developers here in the Philippines is the instability of our Internet Infrastructure. They have experience delays in projects, filipino developers always send excuses that their connection are having problems. I too experience this.

plan 999

My first ISP is Smart Broadband Wireless that relies on a radio signal using the Motorola canopy , the first year was a good experience not until all of my neighbors are into it. As the Internet was usable just only at 2am to 6am in the morning until it was unusable at all. So switched to their competing service provider which is Globe Broadband which uses an HSDPA modem.

canopy

Then just to be sure I also acquire a SUN prepaid internet plan. So does I have a secondary connection once Globe has problems I just switch to a SUN prepaid plan.

Unforgotten Blog

by admin | May 13, 2009 | In Updates No Comments

When I have quit my day job, I was hoping that I have more time updating my blog and also my sites. Unfortunately I was wrong, been very busy and hooked upon client projects. My dilemma was my schedule slicing It really bothers me because I have sites which expired and didn't notice that it cannot be recovered, another thing is some have been hi-jacked. Sites are not really setup and forget, it needs attention and once in a while it needs to be updated. I wish It was in the old days discipline when I was playing guitar, I scheduled my practice 4 hours a day, 4 hours to study my degree and 2 hours for play.

Hope it's not too late, many affiliates of program have changed their terms of service for the last 6 months, I just need to update them.

Updating Blog

by admin | September 5, 2008 | In Updates No Comments

In the process of updating Wordpress to the latest version, since in the few months there's a security flaw in my previous version. It's been serious because Google flagged my site as having malware, I never noticed this since I've updated Firefox into version 3 which has an notifier on sites that are having malware. The attacker use an xmlrpc to edit post in my Wordpress Blog, having an iframe calling a suspicious site that automatically been called when my site is loaded.

Also in the process of changing the site design.

Cleaning up

by admin | September 3, 2008 | In Updates No Comments

Been busy this following days, swamped by request and a conflict in my schedule. There's a lot have been change and lot have been learned. One is the use of right tools in my development process. If not carefully reviewed and look upon it will result in a mess.

One is using Firefox addons, I've installed Skype and upon installation it updated Firefox 3 to have add-ons showing Skype and replacing some kind of formatting in phone numbers. Once in FCKEditor and editing content, the editor gets the layout and the style formatting. You will not see it Firefox but when the client views it on another browser it will result in missing images.

Another is using Google Toolbar highlighting feature, FCKEditor will get it's style formatting once in the editor area.

As of yesterday there's a new browser from Google which they named Chrome and the rendering engine is based on webkit which is from KDE and Safari also uses webkit. The enhancement of the javascript engine, they named it V8, it is worth noticing in AJAX extensive sites, like in Gmail and other Social Networking Sites.

The experience is very good not only for the techies but also for the average internet user, my wife got curious and used it in accessing her friendster account. She was very pleased about the loading time and the large screen without the clog like she is used to in Internet Explorer. I have been encouraging her to use Firefox for nearly a year and without success she didnt switch using it as her default browser. But in Chrome she like it very much.

Before you freaked out because you cannot see images on friendster.com and call Smartbro support representative. Then the support rep would tell you the problem is on the friendster.com domain and not on their servers.

Well the real truth is the problem is on SmartBro's DNS servers. My friend Mike posted an article that the DNS has been hacked, visit here.

Just change your DNS servers to a working one:

69.64.155.148
121.1.3.208
121.1.3.199
121.1.3.250
168.95.1.1

I've written a small C program, which would determine the maximum name length of directory and filename. I found out that there are different constants on different machines and OS.

Here's one for windows:

 
/* Language: C */
#include <stdio.h>
 
#include <unistd.h>
 
#include
<limits.h>
 
main(){
 
 printf("Maximum path size is %d\n", PATH_MAX);
 printf("File max is %d\n", FILENAME_MAX);
 
}
 

Here's a version on Linux:

 
/* Language: C */
#include <stdio.h>
 
#include <unistd.h>
 
#include
<limits.h>
 
main(){
 
 printf("Maximum path size is %d\n", PATH_MAX);
 printf("File max is %d\n", NAME_MAX);
 
}
 

Heres for the POSIX compliant OS

 
/* Language: C */
#include <stdio.h>
 
#include <unistd.h>
 
#include
<limits.h>
 
main(){
 
 printf("Maximum path size is %d\n",POSIX_PATH_MAX);
 printf("File max is %d\n", _POSIX_NAME_MAX);
 
}
 

Editing post

by admin | May 21, 2008 | In Updates No Comments

To my avid readers, as you would notice there are some codes on my blog post. As not to get confused I'll be including a language description to some post, so not the readers may not guess in what particular language it has been written.

A day in C++ and MYSQL

by admin | May 20, 2008 | In Updates No Comments

It has been an end to my C++ class last Sunday, which I've enjoyed the 5 weeks training. Thanks to my trainor who is not so selfish in sharing his knowledge to his students. Kudos to Ernest Bercilla, a full time applications trainor of ITTC.

Mostly all of the languages I've learned it was just self taught, actually this was my first time acquiring a knowledge in a programming language on a training. Well as day one in my class, my objective was to write C++ code to connect to the MYSQL API, which I did now because of the foundation that I've learned during the training.

Here's the steps, how I've used MySQL API, my C++ Ide is codeblocks
1. download a library from http://devpaks.org/ , find the ones for mysql under database.
2. extract the package, am using 7-zip, so DevPak files is supported.
3. create a mysql folder under the C:\Program Files\CodeBlocks\MinGW\include
4. copy the include from the content of libmysql to the folder that has been created.
5. set the library and point it to the location of libmysql.a

6. To test create a database and a table name.

Here's my sample code:

 
/* Language : C++ */
 
#include <windows.h>
#include <iostream>
#include <mysql/mysql.h>
 
using namespace std;
 
int main() {
    //connection params
    char *host = "localhost";
    char *user = "root";
    char *pass = "";
    char *db = "cardsauce";
 
    //sock
    MYSQL *conn; //pointer
    MYSQL_RES *res;//pointer
    MYSQL_ROW row;
 
    conn = mysql_init(0);
    if (!conn){
         cout << "sock handle failed!" << mysql_error(conn) << endl;
    }
 
    //connection
    if (!mysql_real_connect(conn, host, user, pass, db, 0, NULL, 0)){
        cout << "connection fail: " << mysql_error(conn) << endl;
    }
 
    mysql_query(conn,"SELECT * FROM users");
 
    res = mysql_use_result(conn);
 
    while (row = mysql_fetch_row(res)) {
        cout << row[0] << " " << row[1] << endl;
 
    }
 
    //closing connection
    mysql_close(conn);
 
    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}